Peeling Onions

I’m not kidding when I said this post is just FOR THE LADIES. It’s about LADY stuff and LADY parts and MONTHLY things that LADIES care about …

Last warning dudes – not for dudes.

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Okay fine. If there’s any dudes left, it’s ‘cuz you wanna know about the lady stuff, and that’s fine – but don’t leave me any whiney comments about it being boring or gross or ANYTHING whiney or pissy or moanie – I don’t want to hear it. You were warned.

Ladies, I  want to talk to you about THE DIVA CUP. I love it. My friends Kimlee and Linda both bought it and sang the praises of the cup. I thought, huh, sounds like a good idea, but I was skeptical. I was afraid. A cup? That I insert? Is it messy? Is it gross? How do I get it out? Will it leak? Questions and questions had I.

I bought one, but I still had pads and tampons left, so my cup sat – neglected and scary, in the cupboard for about 4 months before I ran out of all alternatives, got my rag and was forced to read the directions and use it, pronto – ‘cuz there was no choice.

I LOVE IT. It cost $45 and will last for 10 years. 10 YEARS! That’s a cost of  $.38 PER MONTH!! It never leaks. It NEVER leaks. IT. NEVER. LEAKS. I have some spillage every month with pads and tampons – something always goes wrong. Damn tampons – the blood sneaks down the string every time!!! The Diva Cup – NEVER LEAKS. Insertion is no problem – if you’ve ever used OB tampons, you’re in the same ballpark. If you’re squeamish about your own parts… well, maybe this isn’t for you. I change mine in the shower. It’s simple, easy and it gets emptied and washed all at once. I leave it in all day at work. I leave it in all night while I sleep. No risk of TSS, no bleach, no gmo’s… no waste. It’s amazing. If you’re hardcore, you can actually dilute your menstrual blood and use it as fertilizer on your plants. It never leaks. It never fucking leaks! I’ve been using it for 6 months and it’s NEVER LEAKED ONCE!!! Make sure the holes at the top are clear – they help create some sort of vacuum that prevents leaks.

Go buy a Diva Cup – I love mine. I tell all my friends about it. It’s a win-win. Environmentally friendly, a superior product, $45 for 10 years and IT NEVER LEAKS!

…and I’m not a paid spokesperson or affiliated in any way with The Diva Cup – I just think it’s an awesome product that every woman should know about. *thumbs up* Diva Cup.