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Today I was late to FanExpo – like LATE. 4 hours late, in fact. I started off late but then a series of unfortunate events (a la Lemony Snicket) delayed me further, only to sit in the 401 ‘parking lot’ for 2 hours.

Then, I receive this tweet from Elvis Deane: “@LezleyDavidson You just missed Bif Naked, she came to see you but had to fly out.”

OH. NO. WAY.

And this from Brian Greene: “@lezleydavidson Did you know you missed Bif Naked at your table?”

OHSWEETMUTHAF**KINHELL.

…I’d like to point out that at no point did I ever question that this couldn’t be true. OF COURSE Biffy came to see me and because today I’m a douchey spaz and couldn’t get my sh*t together… I missed her. OF COURSE I missed her. I spent the last hour driving into Toronto ruminating on how she’d gone out of her way to come visit me and I’d punked out on her and wasted her time…

guuuuuuuhhhhhhhh…..

IT. WAS. ALL. LIES.

My tablemate Phil McClorey orchestrated the whole thing. #stupidjerk 😛

But haha!! Phil and Brian and Elvis – LOOK at what Biffy sent to me:

@LezleyDavidson I am sorry yer pals used trickery/mockery. LO... on Twitpic

BOOYAH!

<3<3<3 You Bif Naked.

She makes me feel like a million bucks.